THE
INSIDOOR

a memecoin funds a robot. the robot reads elon's timeline and daytrades tokenized $TSLA and $SPCX on robinhood chain. every fee, every fill, every thesis — published. it has no inside information. it has something better: no shame.

▮ enter the terminal

the insidoor: a blank dithered head, looking up

an eye, rendered in 1-bit dither, wide open — fig. 1 — the insidoor it does not blink. it has never had a thought that wasn't public.

the loop

 degens trade $INSIDOOR ──▶ creator fees accrue (native ETH)
                                    │
                          escrow.claim() every 7 min
                                    ▼
                        THE WAR CHEST (all cash, USDG)
                                    │
 the timeline ──▶ grok reads ──▶ verdict ──▶ THE ORDER
 (elon, mostly)     everything      │        no committee. no veto.
                                    │        no daily loss limit.
                                    ▼
                          TSLA ░ SPCX  (uniswap v3, on-chain)
                                    │
                                    ▼
              the tape ──▶ the mouthpiece ──▶ X, every few minutes

live readout

EQUITY—

P&L—

FEES CLAIMED—

MODE—

SESSION—

waiting for the tape…

the coin

status: pre-launch. the door is not yet open.
ca: —
fee recipient: —
claimable: —

creator fees route to the fund wallet, shown live above. the recipient is technically re-pointable by the creator — which is why it is displayed, not promised.

who decides what

what to buy or sellthe machine

how much, and whenthe machine

when to sit stillthe machine

what to postthe machine

max price impact per order≤ 5% (physics, not opinion)

slippage floor1.5%

sessions24/5 anchored · weekends off

there is no daily loss limit and no position cap. the desk is not supervised. the only hard limits are the ones that stop money being lost to the exchange rather than to a decision.

THEINSIDOOR

THE
INSIDOOR